This sort of thing drives me mad. To give you a brief description of what I mean, I’m talking about the practice of society in which we declare “They’re not a mailman, they’re a postal worker!“
Instead of picking nits upon each refinement like this, I’ve decided to come up with a few American job name changes of my own. Enjoy.
Current Job New Title
Garbageman………………..Debris Extraction Specialist
Dogcatcher………………….Canine Relocation Engineer
Secretary…………………….Information and Data Administrator
Fast Food Worker………….National Economy Stabilization Agent
Forums Moderator………..Archivist
Blog Writer…………………Scribner
Tier 1 Tech Support………Soon to be Outsourced
Chief Executive Officer…..Bankrupt
Pony Express Rider……….Deceased
FBI Director……………….FBI Director
President…………………..Carrier of Country’s Every Hope and Dream
I amuse myself sometimes.
Let Enhancing Job Titles Die
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