Author Archives: darkdashed

Your Weird Cleaning Habits

Because I’m fairly certain that the inside of every individual vacuum-sealed bag doesn’t need dusted.


Your Weird Cleaning Habits Need To Die

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Your Obsession With Gaming

Today, something of a stirring event occurred.

Some might say a cataclysmic event, even.

I want you to remember that it is NOT important what level you achieve, what dailies you need to do, or what your rank is. The most important part of the game is you, the player. Take care of your physical self. Have fun in moderation. The permeation of all-the-time gratification in our society should deeply disturb us all. You need to consider things around you, not just a game.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve been away from Bejeweled 3 for about 10 minutes now AND I’M GOING STARK RAVING INSANE!

Your Obsession With Gaming Needs To Die.

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Your Reliance on and Overuse of a Single Word

I’m not sure if you wake up in the morning and this just happens, but you stupidly decide to use a stupid word a stupid number of times in your daily conversations and publications. Stupid as though you may be, this stupidity of a choice doesn’t even compare to how stupid you sound when people have to hear your stupid rambling. It’s a completely different level of stupid. You sound stupid, you begin to feel stupid, and you try and drop the whole stupid idea. But this is difficult. You have suddenly and stupidly become attached to the whole stupid mess. You could turn it into an idiosyncrasy, or at least a stupid-sounding catchphrase. The inability to stop this just shows the depth of your ridiculous stupidity.


Your Reliance on and Overuse of a Single Word Needs To Die, Stupid.

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